I still get up and dance... well almost (considering I am marginally better than Sunny Deol in dancing)... every time I see the legendary Mr. #AmitabhBachchan dancing on one of his super hit songs, Saara zamaana, haseeno ka deewana from #Yaarana. The film in totality might not be considered as one of his greatest films, but the songs, especially Saara zamaana is epic, special and legendary for more reasons than one... and we all know what those reasons are. And I assume that 'all' also includes #RakeshRoshan, #HrithikRoshan, #SanjayGupta and #UrvashiRautela (it doesn't really matter whether she knows about the song or anything about Bollywood really, because had she known, she wouldn't have done what she did in the remake of the epic song).
Anyway, coming to Roshans, firstly, they need to stop ruining old classics! It's completely beyond me why they decided to completely ruin one of the cult songs of Big B in #Kaabil? What compelled them to pay a 'tribute' (well that's what they will say on being criticised) to a cult song in the worst possible way? I wish they had seen the original masterpiece at least a few times... Amitji ke dress mein jo bulbs lage hain... shayad unki light se inka dimaag Roshan ho jaata!
Looks like it's time for #Jaadu to visit our "gola" (forgot PK?) sooner than expected! It seems Hrithik ke career ki kauno phirki le raha hai! Remember? Jaadu touched Rohit in #KoiMilGaya and boom! Ro-hit became super-hit, so it's only fair on my part to wish that he returns for his good, old friend who is so 'high' these days that he seems to have thrown quality out of the window. Well he (or rather they) actually did that when they decided to work with Sanjay 'Green' Gupta, the most eco-friendly director this industry has ever seen, considering every single frame of his film resembles a garden but is actually something which rhymes with grass!! Crass you said? But then Sanjay Green Gupta is only eco-friendly, he is not audience-friendly. There have been umpteen examples of that! Examples that released as films on 70 mm! He has lost two more friends from the industry now and we know who they are, don't we? Coming back to Jaadu, one thing is for sure - he is not coming back on this planet! He is done with planet earth!
Ok! Enough of praising the creators! Now let's talk about the product in question - THE REMAKE OF SAARA ZAMANA! Yes, they have remade that song - something even I refused to believe initially until misfortune struck me and I saw the CREATION! Firstly, directors should stop harassing actresses and forcing them to work (read dance) when they are down with diarrhoea or maybe constipation. That's what #UrvashiRautela seems to be going through in this item number! Finally, I am happy for #RakhiSawant; she now has a competition! And so does her 'cult' item numbers. Titled #HaseenoKaDeewana, the song is so shabbily shot that it will compel you to believe that #KRK was at the helm of affairs of this song. I am talking about #KamaalRKhan, you 2 rupee people! The choreography is so crass that at one point, you will wonder whether Urvashi is exposing her thighs and cleavage or trying hard enough to ensure that her dress comes apart!
As if the trailer wasn't uninteresting enough, the makers decided to release this song! Now I am pretty sure that #Saarazamaana will stay away from this film and the theatre it releases in. I want to ask the ticket-paying audience, the question which Hrithik is seen asking Ronit Roy in a scene from the song - Tu ayega na (theatre mein)? Darega toh nahi? Well for once, the answer lies in Ram Gopal Varma's horror flick - Darna Zaroori Hai!!
Anyway, coming to Roshans, firstly, they need to stop ruining old classics! It's completely beyond me why they decided to completely ruin one of the cult songs of Big B in #Kaabil? What compelled them to pay a 'tribute' (well that's what they will say on being criticised) to a cult song in the worst possible way? I wish they had seen the original masterpiece at least a few times... Amitji ke dress mein jo bulbs lage hain... shayad unki light se inka dimaag Roshan ho jaata!
Looks like it's time for #Jaadu to visit our "gola" (forgot PK?) sooner than expected! It seems Hrithik ke career ki kauno phirki le raha hai! Remember? Jaadu touched Rohit in #KoiMilGaya and boom! Ro-hit became super-hit, so it's only fair on my part to wish that he returns for his good, old friend who is so 'high' these days that he seems to have thrown quality out of the window. Well he (or rather they) actually did that when they decided to work with Sanjay 'Green' Gupta, the most eco-friendly director this industry has ever seen, considering every single frame of his film resembles a garden but is actually something which rhymes with grass!! Crass you said? But then Sanjay Green Gupta is only eco-friendly, he is not audience-friendly. There have been umpteen examples of that! Examples that released as films on 70 mm! He has lost two more friends from the industry now and we know who they are, don't we? Coming back to Jaadu, one thing is for sure - he is not coming back on this planet! He is done with planet earth!
Ok! Enough of praising the creators! Now let's talk about the product in question - THE REMAKE OF SAARA ZAMANA! Yes, they have remade that song - something even I refused to believe initially until misfortune struck me and I saw the CREATION! Firstly, directors should stop harassing actresses and forcing them to work (read dance) when they are down with diarrhoea or maybe constipation. That's what #UrvashiRautela seems to be going through in this item number! Finally, I am happy for #RakhiSawant; she now has a competition! And so does her 'cult' item numbers. Titled #HaseenoKaDeewana, the song is so shabbily shot that it will compel you to believe that #KRK was at the helm of affairs of this song. I am talking about #KamaalRKhan, you 2 rupee people! The choreography is so crass that at one point, you will wonder whether Urvashi is exposing her thighs and cleavage or trying hard enough to ensure that her dress comes apart!
As if the trailer wasn't uninteresting enough, the makers decided to release this song! Now I am pretty sure that #Saarazamaana will stay away from this film and the theatre it releases in. I want to ask the ticket-paying audience, the question which Hrithik is seen asking Ronit Roy in a scene from the song - Tu ayega na (theatre mein)? Darega toh nahi? Well for once, the answer lies in Ram Gopal Varma's horror flick - Darna Zaroori Hai!!
